+ pastel pussy +

sandersstudies:

waywardsignns:

ruptorune:

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

saltywitchcraft:

mysharona1987:

Divorce cakes. I didn’t even know these existed.

i thought these were just wedding cakes because straight people are just like this

anthology-of-interest-2:

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Me @ everyone posting last-minute tumblr nudes

maitrebate:

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Ms Tumblr? Ms Tumblr?? Oh my fkn god she fuckin dead

garrusshep:

In honour of the 117 snitches who voted having no confidence in me, I will be hosting the first ever Polygraph Party at the House of Commons, this Saturday at 8:00PM

wy-so-serius:

jaeswavy:

g00dpoonanny:

kingninoheat:

chubbyychocolate:

bruhmanfromthefifflo:

chubbyychocolate:

I’m just tryna get me a nigga who will shave my pussy for me while we talk about our favorite things. That’s real intimacy right there.

me 30 seconds into the first coochie lip

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DEAR GAWD 😂😂😂😂

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Originally posted by alepeterslove

This why Tumblr ain’t in the app store no more😂😂😂

^^^ had to go underground just for ungodly posts like this. 😭

😂😂😂😂

pumpkinspicefemme:

pumpkinspicefemme:

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you know im not trying to call anyone out or w/e but this is the type of dialogue around mental illness on this site that i think is really unhelpful. the original post has over 100k notes. why do so many people experience life as something so soul crushing that they spend every second of their day wanting to sleep and then lie awake at night trying to prevent tomorrow? not to get marxist on main but i would suggest that the op points to the misery that work under capitalism creates for a lot of people and to just be like “all of these people have an individual pathology and its not ‘normal’” i feel really undermines our ability to talk about *why* so many people are depressed

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venusisfortransbians:

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

pancake-karmas:

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my contibution to this mess

the-plaid-monkey:

Katya and Alaska in ‘Can I assssssk you a question?’