+/+ pastel pussy +\+

meladoodle:

im in the computer lab at uni and this girl is talking about how she has a webseries and how all her fans won’t leave her alone and then she said she had a meetup and 4 people turned up. but apparently thats because none of her fans are in new zealand. but she has fans guys. everyone listen, shes a big deal. big webseries superstar. superstar on the web

she keep me worm

shippingtronnor:

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

this is too accurate 

no situation goes from 0 to 100 as quick as if you tell a straight girl you havnt seen the notebook

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together