escuerzoresucitado:

teathattast:

wormhag:

dj piss kink wants everyone to grab another drink before the next set :)

fairycosmos:

i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth

wizardarchetypes:

why did I just see a debate about whether shotgunning “even gets you high” as if shotgunning isn’t first and foremost about making it gay with you friends ?????? get a grip

baby-girl-aaron-dessner:

ALT

maggi-cube:

sketiana:

the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

starjasmines:

theres nothing a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and an iced coffeeand an ibuprofen and a shower and a warm blanky and good music and a quiet house and a good cry and a bit of sunlight streaming through the window cant fix. tears in my eyes. something’s gotta work right.

bookpdf:

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

toskarintoast:

toskarintoast:

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

virtualgirladvance:

mostnormalthing:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

catchymemes:

squidnoises-deactivated20221012:

Don’t ask me for relationship advice cause I’ll tell you to kill him

cannibalchicken: