nativenews:

doradotcom:

you cant employ me in a way that matters

vernadskova:

sexual desire for animal crossing characters is definitely a microplastics or perhaps teflon related phenomenon…

coughloop:

mtfoss:

coughloop:

How are you moving in my stopped time

What the fuck is that

catchymemes:

toastbutteregg:

bitterrosebrokenspear:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

kurwaii:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

We really should.

coat:

King triton: What did you do to my daughter???

Ursula:

songofsaraneth:

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

sapphling:

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

eagle-writes:

Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

venus818:

*flirts in reblog*

basilthymee:

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

memewhore: