+ pastel pussy +

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

munch-mumbles:

escuerzoresucitado:

digi-moe:

zerojokes:
never-obsolete:
Microsoft Office 2004 icons

iowntheworldandyou:

ovur:

why are you so obsessed with your gender get a real job

Anonymous

sweatermuppet:

i frolic joyously whilst you seethe

fluorescentbrains:

citationless behavior

bumblebeerror:

This is why art is important, in case you were wondering.

dennisreynoldslocalwhore:

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

catchymemes:

organicmatter:

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

chimpanzeedotcom:

Mother I cannot shower everyday weird people on the internet like ‘boy smell’

still-asunbeam:

clit just twitched. danger nearby

nerd-vanna:

failbaby:
failbaby:
Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis
best tweet on earth. Sublime
I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious